AMBTG
sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
Add in your own language
English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu amo-te
Brazilian: Eu te amo
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Italian: Ti amo~
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Peeta: I don't want to forget
Katniss: Real
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Star Wars: I know
Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Westley the farm boy: As you wish.
Sam Winchester: Jerk
Dean Winchester: B*tch
Cas: We share a profound bond
Captain Hook: You are my bean.
Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Loki: Sentiment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
Link: Hyah
Dan Howell: No homo.
Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
Latin: Amo tu!
Terezi: YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS! >:]
Karkat: ...
Supernatural: I need you
Also Supernatural: I'm proud of us
Bucky Barnes: I'm with you till the end of the line

licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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My relationship with my followers
Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
Followers:
Me:
Followers:
Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

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That gif is literally perfect

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?